I can’t recall the last time I experienced a bad day of fishing until yesterday -- 10/26/2011. The road along the Ken Lockwood Gorge was closed at both Califon and High Bridge, so I parked at the Califon entrance and walked into the gorge. It was not an easy walk. Hurricane Irene washed away large portions of the gravel-packed road leaving large, loose, uneven rocks and boulders to scramble over. I managed the hike in well enough, but about a mile or so into the gorge, nature called, or I should say, she wailed like a wild banshee, leaving me no other option but to do what a bear does . . . in the woods. All I can say is that I couldn’t peel myself out of those chest-high neoprene waders fast enough and dried leaves make an extremely poor substitute for Charmin!
After regaining what little semblance of composure I had left, I somehow managed to execute the mother of all wind knots with an errant cast. After what seemed to be a half hour of trying to untangle a barely visible, but growing birds nest of leader material, I came to the stark realization that I now need something more powerful than prescription glasses as the ol' eyesight ain't what she used to be. After giving in to my newly apparent limitations of old age, I scrapped the birds nest, tied on a new leader and got down to some serious fishing. The only problem was that the fish refused to cooperate – not even a missed strike. I fished every accessible run and pool I came to for nearly two hours. Nothing. Nada. It’s been very long time since I walked away from this river fishless, but today was one of those days.
The hike back to the car seemed much longer and more difficult than the hike in. Along the way, I gazed down at the river and saw my own mortality glaring back at me! As I admired the river's power and reminisced about the times I had fished this run or that pool, I began wondering how in the hell did I ever get down there and into some of those places. Then came another epiphany -- my strength and balance are no longer what they used to be, and it was highly unlikely I would ever fish some of those areas of the river again.
Needless to say, it was a melancholy drive home. I happened to look down at my sunglasses hanging at chest level to see, much to my dismay, the lenses covered in blood – the result of a profuse, but until then, undetected nosebleed. With no tissues at hand, I had to use my t-shirt to stop the bleeding. Insult upon injury!
Fortunately, I was able to slip into the house unnoticed. A long, hot shower washed away my dire state of mind and the washing machine washed away my other transgressions. I couldn’t help to think that this was one of those extremely rare days that debunks the old adage, “A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.” With winter right around the corner and the number of fishable days is rapidly waning, I adamantly refuse to end the season on such a bad note. So, look out trout; this portly, half-blind old man is coming back at you real soon!!!


